a sign posted at the entrancecautions overweight childrento avoid the footpathat the base of the fallswhere the little men los duendesdressed like stoplightsin their yellow capsred smocks and green bootssnatch the ones who can’t run fast enoughand drag them to their cavesto… Read more ›
he went peacefully in the early hours succumbing to erectile dysfunction his final request was a last sponge bath from the attractive nurse some of the mourners whispered that the illness was hereditary others talked of his heroic battle against… Read more ›
Art, you’ll find my salt and peppered heart in a covered dish on the kitchen counter next to the stove. It’s been soaked all day in your savory love. Pop it in and bake it at three fifty for half… Read more ›
Yes, I remember Hannibal. A voracious reader with a huge appetite for learning. Devoured everything he could get his hands on. We differed just once and only because he had a bone to pick. He ate his heart out when… Read more ›
Miss McGurphy’s ballerinas had the girth of a small Volks we never called them fat they were just full-figured folks in the bar below their school you could hear the clip-clip-clop of their enormous feet as they pliéd and pirouetted… Read more ›
Replicated from nature, Moneybackguaranteed to make a woman quiver with desire, the pheromones arrived in a plain brown wrapper, LoveScents stamped as sender. When he showed up at Jen’s door, she took one whiff and became a lioness in heat,… Read more ›