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Bond Has Hemorrhoids

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“What’s the matter James?” the Eurasian beauty asked, “Not in  the mood?” “It’s a delicate matter,” he replied. wincing at the pain. Too many dry martinis. High-speed chases in an  Aston-Martin with a bad suspension. An awkward leap from a Read more ›

R.I.P.

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he went peacefully in the early hours succumbing to erectile dysfunction his final request was a last sponge bath from the attractive nurse some of the mourners whispered that the illness was hereditary others talked of his heroic battle against Read more ›